What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 13:58

Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
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A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.